THERE ARE NIGHTS UPON THE DOCKS when the strangest article in the room is the guest list, and by every account this correspondent could gather, the past tenday produced a night precisely of that description.
Somewhere in the small and secretive hours, beneath the lofty roof of Carlotta's Auction House upon the upper Docks, a blind auction was conducted. The house, ever the soul of discretion, declined to name the party who had consigned the lot, and the discretion alone tells a tale, for such caution rhymes, as ever, with a certain Box Noctis. The lot itself was never shown and never described. The bidding was sealed, the bidders were seated, and whatever it was went, as these things invariably do, to the deepest purse in the chamber. That much every source agrees upon. Everything else is fog, and the fog is extraordinarily well paid.
What can be confirmed is who came to spend. This correspondent has it from no fewer than three unconnected sources that envoys of Elenethil and of Zhangrym sat beneath the same roof and bid against one another with perfect composure, a courtesy the two realms rarely extend each other in broad daylight, let alone in the dark.
Nor were they alone. The benches, it is said, also held parties speaking for the gray smiths of Port Steel and, more quietly still, for the houses of T'Sarran below. Robed readers of the Praesidium were marked in the crowd. So was a delegation out of the Feyveil, whom not one soul present mistook for mortal: too tall and too still, their eyes catching a light that was nowhere in the room, and about them the faint wrong sweetness of blossoms a full season out of their season. They gave no names and said almost nothing, in the way of fae folk who find plain speech a tax. Around the edges, as at every such evening, a knot of free captains with coin enough to be taken seriously and grins enough to be watched.
Readers of last edition will recall this correspondent's vigil upon Liar's Path, and a certain figure in unmarked grey who flitted between the two embassies by their servants' doors. The candles, it now seems, were merely the rehearsal. This was the performance.
Press any soul present upon the nature of the prize and the answer is the same studied, smiling silence. This correspondent applied every art at her disposal, which are not inconsiderable, and was rewarded with precisely nothing of substance, save one remark from a source who had taken rather more wine than caution.
This much the source would allow before thinking the better of it: something was sold, and someone paid a small fortune to carry it off. But whether the winning bidder bore home an object, a thing one might lock in a strongbox, or merely a secret, a name, a whereabouts, a piece of knowledge worth killing to keep quiet, the source could not, or would not, say.
A reasonable city would ask what single article draws a crown, a federation, two powers of the deep, a college of scholars, and the fair folk themselves into one room and out again without a word spoken aloud. Asylum, as the reader well knows, is not a reasonable city. The Broadside will keep asking. We do not, in candour, expect to be answered.
FOR THREE DAYS RUNNING, His Highness Prince Jesper Wylander of the northern house of that name has been a fixture along the lower wharves, and the dockhands, this correspondent is obliged to report, are not complaining in the slightest.
The young prince has paid from his own purse to mend two collapsed jetties, stand a full season of bread at the Irontown almshouse, and settle the back wages of the laborers left short when the Cooperage failed last cycle. Readers will note that this is the same Prince Wylander whose office, only a fortnight past, assured this publication that he "takes all matters of public safety with the utmost seriousness." It appears he takes matters of public charity rather more visibly.
Charity from a noble is rare enough to be news. Charity from a noble with no apparent stake in the island is rarer yet, and this paper, congenitally suspicious, went looking for the stake.
It appears to be the IronWurks. The great foundry has stood cold and shuttered since the fire, a rusting hulk at the lip of Irontown that no sensible local concern would touch with a barge pole. Readers of last edition may recall the Families of Irontown begging the public, in this very column of notices, not to approach the IronWurks in search of a missing tomcat, and meaning it most sincerely. The Broadside now understands the prince is in advanced talks to purchase the place entire, and to raise upon its blackened bones a shipbuilding yard, the first of any size Asylum has seen in a generation.
Whether His Highness is aware of the IronWurks' reputation, or merely of its acreage, this correspondent could not determine. He did not strike one as a man easily discouraged by wallpaper.
Reception upon the Docks has been warm, wary, and entirely characteristic. A wharf foreman by the name of Doss offered this publication the prevailing sentiment, scraped clean of courtly polish.
"His coin spends the same as anyone's," said Doss, "and I'll thank him for the bread. But I'll cheer the shipyard when I see a keel laid in it, and not a day before. I have been promised hammers in Irontown afore now."
This correspondent notes only, and entirely without drawing conclusions, that His Highness arrives in a season of remarkable foreign interest in our little island, of precisely the sort detailed elsewhere upon this very page. The Broadside connects nothing. The Broadside merely prints things near one another and trusts the reader to possess eyes.
BY THE TIME most of Asylum learned that Maren Vale was coming, there were no longer any tickets left to want.
The Crossroads announced at dawn that Vale and her Saltwater Saints, the loudest and most worshipped act in all of Aevum, will play a single night beneath its lanterns upon the coming Dia Umbra. By midday the house was sold clean to the rafters. By dusk the resellers along Bayside Way were asking a dockworker's monthly wage for a place to stand, and, this correspondent is appalled to report, getting it. The Congregation, as Vale's faithful style themselves, have already begun queuing, though the night itself is still the better part of a tenday off, trading verses and feuding, as is their custom, over which of her celebrated heartbreaks each song was written to bury.
The wonder of the thing, as ever, is not Vale. The wonder is the gnome.
A little over a cycle past, Gimble Boddynock booked a then-unknown singer into a slow Dia Umbra slot on nothing but a feeling, when she was still playing the back corner of the Harlot's Triumph for whatever the hat brought in. Today she could fill a temple, and the Crossroads has her name upon its boards by an arrangement its proprietor signed when no one else was so much as looking. He has done this so many times that the city has stopped calling it judgment and started calling it luck.
"I book the ones with the gift, and then I get out of their way," Boddynock told this paper, with the baffled shrug he produces on such occasions. "The luck part everyone keeps mentioning, I leave to the gods. They appear to have it well in hand."
There is, for the enterprising, a further wrinkle. With the Congregation set to descend in numbers the Crossroads has never before been asked to hold, the house is quietly seeking extra hands for the night: doorfolk, stewards, and a few persons of sturdier make to keep the peace and mind the more enthusiastic devotees. Gimble Boddynock, who trusts his luck in most things, appears disinclined to trust it with a crowd this size. Capable and discreet sorts may inquire at the Crossroads before the night arrives.
Patrons will be relieved to learn that the second-floor wallpaper, the subject of such unpleasantness last cycle, remains merely stained and is once again not breathing. The house ale flows. And if you failed to secure a ticket, take what comfort you may in this: neither, the Broadside hears, did a certain very wealthy patron long accustomed to receiving whatever he asks for. Even the dark, it seems, must queue for Maren Vale.
Asylum has always been a city for sale. We were founded by the unwanted and sustained by the unscrupulous, and we have never once been ashamed of either.
This tenday alone, the powers of half the world bid in the dark for a prize none will name, and a northern prince spreads his gold along our wharves with one hand while reaching for our foundry with the other. Buyers, buyers everywhere. It is enough to make an honest paper wonder what, exactly, is being purchased, and whether the island itself is quietly upon the block.
We make no accusation. We are merely a paper of record in a city with a short memory and a very long price list. We will keep the receipts, as we always have, and present them when the time is ripe.
Spend wisely, Asylum. Someone is most certainly spending upon you.
The Editors